Home HOT CHICKS Would you wait for Lolo Jones?

Unless you’re a professional athlete, Lolo Jones is probably faster, stronger and more athletic than you. Those aren’t qualities that are for everyone.

I personally don’t have a “type.” My “type” is hot. I like skinny girls and  curvy girls, blondes and brunettes, tits and asses. As long as a girl looks good, they’re my type. But, I typically don’t go for muscular girls. I mean, I like a girl that’s in shape, but when they take it too far, it starts to remind me of a guy body. Like I said, I like tits and asses. I don’t like pecks and glutes.

I have to say, though, Lolo Jones is an exception to that rule. She’s just a really good looking girl, who happens to be muscular.  And yet, despite her looks and fame, she’s incredibly desperate, even going as far as broadcasting her use of “every” online dating site. I couldn’t figure it out.

Then I found out she is saving herself until she’s married…

That’s definitely a curveball. You don’t buy a car without driving it. I sure as hell wouldn’t buy a house without looking inside. You can get an idea of how someone is going to be in bed without ever having sex, in the same way you can get an idea of what it’s like to live with someone without ever living with them, but before making an investment like that, most people like to know what their getting. On top of that, in every other case, a guy can make his girlfriend wait until he’s ready before getting down on one knee (with in reason, of course).  If marriage is tied to sex, he’s not waiting much longer than six months. And let’s be honest, it’s not a gift to be the only guy a girl’s ever been with, it just means they’re always going to wonder what sex is like with other dudes. It’s not practical.

On the plus side: if you did marry her, you can pretty much guarantee she won’t ever let herself go, and if you two decide to have kids, and get a boy, you can probably bank on being able to turn him into Bryce Harper, which could benefit you in the long run.

So, I gotta say, I don’t get laid that much anyways, and I think I could make the sacrifice, but I still think it’s F’n stupid.

For the Record: Lolo, this kind of thing is really sweet, but only if you can find someone to marry you by the time you’re like 22. You’re 29 years old and you haven’t had sex. It’s out of control.  You are seriously hindering your quality of life. When I look at pictures of you, I think, that’s a hot, confident, strong girl.  When I see you in interviews I think, that girl needs to get f**ked. Not only is it making you shaky and desperate, it’s pretty much ensuring you are going to sell yourself short. Instead of getting the cream of the crop, you’re going to have to settle for a guy that’s willing to wait. Chances are he’s not going to be in your league and he’s going have a problem with ejaculating prematurely, if he can even get it up.

When you make big sacrifices it’s supposed to have a big pay off. You’re actually making sure you get less bang for your buck. Literally.

If he could afford to get a vasectomy he'd get one tomorrow. So feel free to send him PayPal donations at dave@FTRsports.com, so that he can prevent little miniature versions of him from coming into the world.

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