Jose Reyes Bunts, Promptly Pulled to Secure NL Leading BA

Mets Suck

Meet the Mets! Where star players in what is likely their last game on the team are pulled after bunt singles in the first inning to preserve a lead in the batting title race!

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Josh Hamilton’s Grand Slam Triggers Free Flooring Promotion at Carpet Store

Josh Hamilton

Josh Hamilton belted a grand slam in the Rangers’ 9-1 victory over the Cleveland Indians on Sunday.

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Little League Parents Thrown Down, Fight at Children’s Baseball Game

South Park Little League

For as long as there have been little league games, there have been overzealous parents coming to blows over them. What started out as a way for little Johnny to get active and ditch the Xbox for a few hours ended up with Mom throwing haymakers and Dad concussing teenagers.

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Baseball News!

We’ll keep you updated as trades and rumors spill out of the winter meetings. The Angels look like they’re dismantling their band of playoff losers, and Seattle looks like they want to make an immediate run at the World Series by picking up everything but the kitchen sink on the market. The Indians haven’t given up anyone during the winter meetings because they have nobody left to give up.

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The Pursuit of Happiness.

Happiness can be bought. Love can be bought. I can be bought. You can be bought. Your girlfriends and wives can be bought.  Everything has a price, even championships. The Yankees have managed to mess this up thoroughly, but they are dumb.  Florida and Tampa have their little systems that come through every ten years. [...]

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Nats Give Up Days Before All-Star Break

After his anticipated firing, former Washington Nationals manager Manny Acta had this to say, “I thank the Nationals for giving me this opportunity and I’m sorry that things didn’t work out as expected. It’s normal for the manager to pay the price when the team is not doing well.” I would now like to translate, [...]

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Welcome Juan.

FTR would like to welcome its newest member, Juan Uribe, to club kill yourself. Uribe’s very young and often wild, flame throwing teammate Johnathan Sanchez, was anything but wild in Friday nights game against the San Diego Padres, pitching the first and maybe only no hitter of the year.  Miraculously Sanchez did not walk any one this night. The only [...]

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Beckett Blanks Minor League Power KC

Watching Josh Beckett pitch against the KC Royals is like watching Kobe Bryant play one-on-one with a 5 year-old girl. I like watching the Red Sox win, but at some point you have to feel sorry for KC. Not the players, but the fans. How long is MLB going to let the Royals owners make [...]

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MLB Officials Concerned For Harang's Health

Cincinnatti’s Aaron Harang has plenty to be worried about as he gave up 5 earned runs on 8 hits in 3 innings to the lowly Mets today, but MLB officials are worried by a bit more than that when it comes to the 31 year old right-handed hurler. His health. “By the looks of Cincinnatti [...]

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