Earlier we printed a story about Kobe Bryant getting caught up in a topless photo with two random girls in Barcelona. The photo, originally posted by TMZ, had come in from an anonymous tipster. We used a little-known mathematical formula that uses complex photographic data stored in images to reverse the image through the vortex of physical space, and reproduces it from the equal and opposite angle. As a result, we were able to generate this high definition reverse angle photo that identifies the photographer.
The evidence is shocking to say the least.
Damnit LeBron. Stop f***ing with Kobe. You’re never gonna be the greatest no matter how much dirt you sling.