I would do Erin Andrews’ replacement, but I wouldn’t be nearly as excited about it
I am aware that it’s hard to find a hot girl who can read a teleprompter and intelligently talk about sports, but replacing Erin Andrews with Samantha Steele is like replacing Nick Saban with Rich Rodriguez. Do I like blondes with blue eyes and dimples? Yes. Do I think Samantha could use a boob job? No, not normally, but if she’s going to be replacing Erin Andrews, then yes, and she should probably lose five to ten pounds.
For the Record: When I Google Samantha Steel I get pictures of Erin Andrews.
Samantha,
a little word of advice, now that you’re getting a bigger paycheck, you need to go buy some sexy clothes and quit wearing grandma dresses and Nike jackets. And if you really want to have any chance of filling Erin’s shoes, you should release a sex tape asap. Don’t use a scumbag guy in the video and have someone film it from across the street, so the leak looks legit and you look like a victim.
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You’re a fucking prick. Kill yourself.
Dude, quit acting like you know the least thing about fashion. She dresses well and and extremely sexy actually. She has “just a bit” more fashion intuitive that you can even comprehend. It just urks me when writers write things that are just their own sarcastic opinions… especially when they’re not qualified. It just makes “you” look stupid.
Erin Andrews = German transvestite.
Samantha = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
So if you prefer a cute petite blonde over a manish German women, you probably wont like this article.