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		<title>A-Rod&#8217;s Paperboy Interviewed by FBI</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the FBI was sitting outside of A-Rod's house yesterday looking for needles in his trash and scooping samples from his dog's poop in the yard, they noticed that the neighborhood paperboy was throwing the Times a little further andwith a lot more accuracy than usual]]></description>
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		<title>Get Off Me KG</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michalis Hatzigiannis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In one video KG appears to be an elderly man, like he has throughout this season.  In the next video KG appears to be a little kid, like he has all throughout his career. 
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		<title>Pat Summitt Revealed as Lady GaGa&#8217;s Biological Father</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shocking news made today when Tennessee Volunteers' Women's basketball coaching legend, Pat Summitt announced that he is Lady Gaga's biological father]]></description>
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		<title>Miami Dolphins Collecting Former College Star QBs Like Trading Cards</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Miami Dolphins resigned Chad Pennington to a one year deal today for next season, giving the Dolphins 4 decent quarterbacks on one roster]]></description>
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		<title>Iverson Needs Help.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michalis Hatzigiannis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NBA]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESPN's Steven A Smith is reporting that perennial all-star Allen Iverson is in real trouble.  The 34 year old who faced a Tysonian slip in performance is allegedly on his way to drinking and gambling his life away]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Member That?</title>
		<link>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/zupaz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sports fashion  is constantly changing, but we think it's important to remember where we came from as we adopt new and stupid trends]]></description>
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		<title>Big Ben Accused of Sexual Assault; Again</title>
		<link>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/big-ben-accused-of-sexual-assault-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger is back in the sexual assault hot-seat after an incident at a small college town bar in Georgia late Thursday night. This is the second time Big Ben has been involved in a sexual assault case, the first one was chalked up to some chick trying to get money out of him, but the second one may be a little trickier to shake]]></description>
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		<title>Artest Has Defense on His Mind</title>
		<link>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/artest-has-defense-on-his-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Los Angeles Lakers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you watched the Lakers/Magic game today on ABC, you probably thought for a moment that Dennis Rodman had joined the Lakers, until you realized the Magic were getting rebounds]]></description>
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		<title>Preparing for March Madness</title>
		<link>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/preparing-for-march-madness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:53:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cornelius Wellington III</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NCAA]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[2010 NCAA Bracket]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's finally that time of year again. Time to print out NCAA brackets and pool all our hard earned money together for the greatest 3 weeks in sports. For most of us, it seems like the tournament takes us by surprise and we're really not ready for what's about to happen, so here's a list of things you need to start getting together by March 16th]]></description>
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		<title>At Least D Is Still Passing</title>
		<link>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/at-least-a-d-is-still-passing/</link>
		<comments>http://ftrsports.com/2010/03/at-least-a-d-is-still-passing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michalis Hatzigiannis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Memphis Grizzlies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hasheem Thabeet, the 7-foot-3, number 2 overall draft pick of the Memphis Grizzlies, was recently demoted to the teams D-league until he is ready to produce in the ]]></description>
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