
Jeff Fisher has accepted an offer to become the next head coach of the St. Louis Rams, a league source tells ESPN’s Adam Schefter.
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Jeff Fisher has accepted an offer to become the next head coach of the St. Louis Rams, a league source tells ESPN’s Adam Schefter.
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A highlight reel can mean one of two things for guys: One is a mash-up of crazy sports plays such as dunks, web gems, touchdowns and what have you. The other is a visual aid. A sexual memory from the past, or a fabrications of sexual encounters with hot or famous chicks, that are stored in the male brain for later use, while being intimate with an ugly girl, a girlfriend or oneself (when internet porn is not readily available). FTR’s highlight reel is a combo of both recent sports highlights and chicks that are “hot right now.”
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In case like me you are wondering who David Vobora is, he is a linebacker for the St Louis Rams. I am sure despite playing for that squad he is driving this car by choice, and at least he’s being funny with it. The athletes with their tricked out ridiculous rides are the ones that look like a joke because they are actually serious. Having huge rims, a mat paint job, and driving around blasting Lil’ Wayne through $10,000 dollars in sub-woofers, is about as cool as rocking a matching leather vest and leather pants, no shirt, a big long beard, and revving a big gay Harley for everyone eating lunch on the patios of restaurants to hear.
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Signing Bradford to a deal like this before he ever plays an NFL game, and with a questionable recovery from shoulder surgery, is like proposing to a chick you met in a dark club one night, because she’s the first girl with all her teeth that was willing to talk to you in 5 years. I mean, what if this chick has a wooden leg, or is addicted to huffing paint cans on the weekends?
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About three years ago, before I became the beloved, renowned, powerful, acclaimed, and esteemed sports writer that I am today, I was a waiter. One day Steven Jackson came into my restaurant, ran up a $200.00 bill for him and a friend, and then tipped $15.00. At the time I was being paid $3.75 an hour, which is somewhere around what Jackson makes a second.
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Week 16 may have the worst gambling opportunities for football fans in the history of gambling. The bottom-feeding Bucs beat the Saints, the Colts pooped on their fanbase by laying down and dying against the Jets instead of trying to go undefeated, and Brett Favre proved that cold air really does affect people with arthritis. Let’s see if any of this affects this weeks rankings:
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Week 15 was nothing short of magical for gambling with highs and lows that could rival a Lindsay Lohan bender. The Browns scored an unbelievable 41 points against the lowly Chiefs in a thriller.
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With Kurt Warner back in the saddle, and Matt Leinart back where he belongs, on the bench, the Arizona Cardinals flipped the switch on expectations when they beat the red-hot Minnesota Vikings this week, solidifying themselves as a playoff bound team this fall. The Dolphins upended the Pats putting the AFC East back into reach for a couple of teams, and the Steelers lost another big game. Let’s see how the rankings fell this week.
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