You Need New Friends Dude
According to eye witnesses, Quanis Phillips, a co-defendant in the Michael Vick dog fighting case and one of the attendees of Michael Vick’s 30th birthday party, tapped the hand of Vick’s wife while she was feeding him cake, causing Vick to get cake on his face, which started an altercation. Later in the night Phillips was shot and taken to the hospital. Vick’s lawyer claims he was long gone before the shooting, but video footage proves that he left only 3 minutes prior. Michael is on probation with the state and the NFL, and given Roger Goodell’s tolerance for this type of thing, it is very possible that Michael Vick will never play in the NFL again.
It is doubtful that he is responsible or dumb enough to order the code red, yet this situation couldn’t be easier to avoid. I don’t know about you, but I have gone out thousands of times, all over the country, and none of my friends have ever gotten shot, nor has that ever been a likely hazard. When I am making plans I think, well this place doesn’t have a cover, this place has cheap drinks, but also a lot of dudes and fat chicks, this place has expensive drinks, but also a lot of hot dumb skanks. I don’t ever factor a place possibly having crazy people wielding deadly weapons into my decision. If people you know enjoy or have a tendency to put bullets in others, than you need new people. How is Roger Goodell supposed to feel sympathy for this guy? Going places where no one is likely to be killed is probably the easiest part of my day, right after not smoking crack or doing heroin.
13th Pick SF to Denver to Philadelphia Eagles
With the 13th pick the Eagles select OLB Brandon Graham. If you have secondary issues like the Eagles you get someone who can cover receivers like S Earl Thomas. Or if you’re the Eagles you get someone who can hit the person, throwing the receivers the ball, in the mouth.
McNabb Talks To Ms. Cleo
We can officially put to rest the idea that Donovan McNabb will be wearing anything but an Eagles jersey next season, as we now have proof, after he issued this statement.
“I have a psychic and she told me; she said, ‘Good things are to happen in Philadelphia and it’s going to be really good for you,’ ” McNabb said. ” ‘Just relax. You’ll get what you need.’ “
Whew, well that settles it. I wonder what the really good for you part is, because it is not vague at all. It could mean Super Bowl, but good for Donovan typically means not needing surgery, I am sure he can avoid injuries now that he has someone telling him the future though. I hope he is laying big jack down on this girl, “you’ll get what you need” is a pretty amazing and an incredibly in-depth insight.
She’s a keeper.
FTRsports Week 17 NFL Power Rankings
Week 16 may have the worst gambling opportunities for football fans in the history of gambling. The bottom-feeding Bucs beat the Saints, the Colts pooped on their fanbase by laying down and dying against the Jets instead of trying to go undefeated, and Brett Favre proved that cold air really does affect people with arthritis. Let’s see if any of this affects this weeks rankings:
1. No one deserves to be #1 this week. The Colts proved their as masculine as Lifetime airing the Tony awards, and the Saints are making me question whether that’s a birthmark on Drew Brees’s face, or the beginning stages of AIDS. The Vikings can’t leap either team considering their QB played like Rex Grossman for one half and Dan Marino another half. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.
2. Indianapolis Colts- I hate having to rank this team at all in a league made up completely of men, because this tank job should come with a penalty and a congressional hearing. Colts fans should have burned down the stadium after their team threw away perfection like it was a Christmas card with no money in it. I hope Peyton Manning gets hurt on the first snap of the playoffs, and Jim Caldwell gets hate mail for the rest of his life.
3. San Diego Chargers- The Chargers haven’t lost since mid-October, and don’t plan on them losing to the Redskins even with the reserves in this week. Jumping the Saints was unthinkable a couple weeks ago, but this team is legit going into the playoffs firing on all cylinders. I still don’t recommend betting on any games the final week of the season if teams that are locked into the playoffs are playing in them though.
FTRsports Week 16 NFL Power Rankings
Week 15 was nothing short of magical for gambling with highs and lows that could rival a Lindsay Lohan bender. The Browns scored an unbelievable 41 points against the lowly Chiefs in a thriller. Josh Cribbs and Jerome Harrison stepped into the limelight for the day thanks to KC’s epically bad defense and special teams. San Diego proved it’s worth by beating the Bengals in So Cal in the game dedicated to Chris Henry who we’ll touch upon later. Let’s see how this week’s rankings shape up:
1. Indianapolis Colts- With the Saints fall from grace in down in the Bayou, Peyton Manning’s forehead has led the Colts to the top of the pile with 2 games remaining. The Colts have the Jets and Buffalo left on the menu, and you can bet they will keep their foot on the gas through the end to go undefeated. Don’t let the media fool you into betting against them.
2. New Orleans Saints- Believe it or not the Saints are now more dangerous than ever now that the pressure to go unblemished is off of their shoulders. I wouldn’t bet on Saints games these next two weeks, because they have nothing to play for, but you can bet the house on these guys in the playoffs. They’re the team to beat in the NFC, and probably the whole league.
3. San Diego Chargers- We shouldn’t be so shocked to see the Chargers plowing through December considering they play their best football every season around Christmas, but I was pretty surprised to see them beat the Bengals this week. If the Chargers defense can show up in the playoffs they may actually win a playoff game, but don’t expect to see any miracles from this team. They hate playing football in January.
FTRsports Week 14 NFL Power Rankings
With Kurt Warner back in the saddle, and Matt Leinart back where he belongs, on the bench, the Arizona Cardinals flipped the switch on expectations when they beat the red-hot Minnesota Vikings this week, solidifying themselves as a playoff bound team this fall. The Dolphins upended the Pats putting the AFC East back into reach for a couple of teams, and the Steelers lost another big game. Let’s see how the rankings fell this week.
1. New Orleans Saints- Divine intervention, or point shaving? Washington’s kicker missed a 23 yard field goal to beat the undefeated Saints in the waning moments of the game. He was then promptly released from the team immediately afterwards. Saints hold the top spot till they lose a game all the way.
2. Indianapolis Colts- Peyton Manning’s forehead may be growing with every win, but don’t plan on seeing it stop in the regular season as the Colts have 3 easy games remaining, and are looking to make Don Shula cry at the end of the season.
3. Minnesota Vikings- The Vikings may have had a bump in the road in Arizona, butwith 10 wins, this team is still a force to be reckon with in the NFC. Look for a great game this week as the Vikings and Bengals meet in what should be a prime time display of playoff style football. Whichever team wins the ground game will probably win the overall game.
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