Jeff Feagles: Plaxico Stole My Number
For what ever reason when Plaxico Burress went to the Giants he wanted the number 17, which just so happened to be taken by punter Jeff Feagles. Feagles explained to SI, in an interview, that he had sold his previous number 10 to Eli Manning for an all expenses paid vacation for his family in Florida. Apparently Feagles was having some house work done and so that is what the number 17 would to cost Plax. Only Burress never gave the veteran punter the money.
For The Record
A guy who is in jail for shooting himself in the leg thinks Jeff Feagles is a joke. Maybe if you just asked him for money instead of asking him to pay your bills he would have had enough respect to pay you Jeff. I am sure it was exciting for you to get your first interview with SI, but I am embarrassed for your family. Not only are you bragging about how you scored a cheap vacation to the crappiest destination I can think of, you are broadcasting that your house needed work that you could not afford. I am sure Plaxico sneezed and wiped his nose with the money he owed you, and you just didn’t see it in the trash can next to your locker.
15th Pick NY Giants

With the 15th pick the NY football Giants/ GEEEEEEEEEE-MEN select DE Jason Pierre Paul. Considering the Giants D got old faster than Kevin Garnett this is where they needed to go. And next round they need an O-linemen.
I hope you enjoyed my live analysis of the first 15 picks, but I have been moving way to fast in order to keep up with the TV. My computer can’t even keep up with how fast I am putting up posts. I ate an entire burrito bowl within the first two picks while posting. I also just finished my 8th beer and I am not even watching with anyone else. I must stop and relax.
Antonio Pierce Torn Down Along With Giants Stadium
As Giants stadium was being torn down this weekend, it appears as if Antonio Pierce was locked in the building and set for demolition too. NFL sources are reporting, along with Pierce, that the Giants are done with the veteran linebacker.
Talk about hitting the panic button. The NY Giants are bailing on Antonio Pierce, who at age 32, suffered a herniated disc in week 9, but still finished the season with 55 tackles.
Pierce has said that his MRIs were positive, and that he’s on track to be ready for next season, but it’s clear that the Giants aren’t buying that.
With one year left on his 2005 free agent contract, Pierce, who led the Giants in tackles for three straight seasons before his injury last season, is now looking for a new job.
It must be a poop-storm in NY after the Giants started out 5-0 only to finish 8-8.
Manning Face
Someone please explain to me why the Manning boys always make the “Manning Face”?
It’s somewhere between disappointed, smug, and retard.
Don’t worry, Phillip Rivers has retard down to a science.
FTRsports Week 17 NFL Power Rankings
Week 16 may have the worst gambling opportunities for football fans in the history of gambling. The bottom-feeding Bucs beat the Saints, the Colts pooped on their fanbase by laying down and dying against the Jets instead of trying to go undefeated, and Brett Favre proved that cold air really does affect people with arthritis. Let’s see if any of this affects this weeks rankings:
1. No one deserves to be #1 this week. The Colts proved their as masculine as Lifetime airing the Tony awards, and the Saints are making me question whether that’s a birthmark on Drew Brees’s face, or the beginning stages of AIDS. The Vikings can’t leap either team considering their QB played like Rex Grossman for one half and Dan Marino another half. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.
2. Indianapolis Colts- I hate having to rank this team at all in a league made up completely of men, because this tank job should come with a penalty and a congressional hearing. Colts fans should have burned down the stadium after their team threw away perfection like it was a Christmas card with no money in it. I hope Peyton Manning gets hurt on the first snap of the playoffs, and Jim Caldwell gets hate mail for the rest of his life.
3. San Diego Chargers- The Chargers haven’t lost since mid-October, and don’t plan on them losing to the Redskins even with the reserves in this week. Jumping the Saints was unthinkable a couple weeks ago, but this team is legit going into the playoffs firing on all cylinders. I still don’t recommend betting on any games the final week of the season if teams that are locked into the playoffs are playing in them though.
FTRsports Week 16 NFL Power Rankings
Week 15 was nothing short of magical for gambling with highs and lows that could rival a Lindsay Lohan bender. The Browns scored an unbelievable 41 points against the lowly Chiefs in a thriller. Josh Cribbs and Jerome Harrison stepped into the limelight for the day thanks to KC’s epically bad defense and special teams. San Diego proved it’s worth by beating the Bengals in So Cal in the game dedicated to Chris Henry who we’ll touch upon later. Let’s see how this week’s rankings shape up:
1. Indianapolis Colts- With the Saints fall from grace in down in the Bayou, Peyton Manning’s forehead has led the Colts to the top of the pile with 2 games remaining. The Colts have the Jets and Buffalo left on the menu, and you can bet they will keep their foot on the gas through the end to go undefeated. Don’t let the media fool you into betting against them.
2. New Orleans Saints- Believe it or not the Saints are now more dangerous than ever now that the pressure to go unblemished is off of their shoulders. I wouldn’t bet on Saints games these next two weeks, because they have nothing to play for, but you can bet the house on these guys in the playoffs. They’re the team to beat in the NFC, and probably the whole league.
3. San Diego Chargers- We shouldn’t be so shocked to see the Chargers plowing through December considering they play their best football every season around Christmas, but I was pretty surprised to see them beat the Bengals this week. If the Chargers defense can show up in the playoffs they may actually win a playoff game, but don’t expect to see any miracles from this team. They hate playing football in January.
Recent Stories
- A Rivalry Was Born: Delonte West Signs With Boston
- FTRsports.com’s ‘Send Matt Leinart to Oakland’ Campaign, Show Your Support
- Editors Need To Start Giving a Hit
- If You Can’t Stand The Heat Go Back To The Kitchen
- Matt Leinart Blames Off-Field Reasons for His Demotion, 5 Things We Think Could Be to Blame
‘Send Matt Leinart to Oakland’
What People Are Saying
- beavs fan on Oregon State Linemen Arrested For Charging at Police…While Naked
- Dirty D on Proof the Universe Doesn’t Want Women on the Sporting Field [video]
- OakmanNZ on Roger Federer’s Fake Trick Shot for Gillette Promo Spot [video]
- Cavs Fan on Exclusive: The Real Story Behind LeBron James’ Mom and Delonte West
- Dave on Exclusive: The Real Story Behind LeBron James’ Mom and Delonte West

Michalis Hatzigiannis










