Roy Williams Should Carry His Own Pads Until He Can Stop Dropping Footballs

Cornelius Wellington III    Dallas Cowboys, NFC, NFC East, NFL     Dez Bryant, Roy Williams

Dallas Cowboys’ rookie wideout, Dez Bryant, who will probably be replacing veteran Roy Williams in the starting lineup this season,  refuses to carry Williams’ pads at training camp. Hazing like carrying vets equipment is an NFL tradition, and is widely known and excepted by rookies throughout the league.

But, f*ck Roy Williams.

Go find a rookie that’s not in position to bench your overpaid a$$. Williams knew Bryant wouldn’t like the idea of carrying his pads, and this is exactly what he gets for trying to clown a guy that’s twice the player he is. I’m all for rookie hazing, especially when some of these kids are signing deals that most vets will never get a shot at, but when a vet hasn’t earned that role, he should get embarrassed.

Good job, Dez. Now don’t get too heated when you find dog poo smeared under your car door handles.

Crayton Knows His Role, Wants Trade

Cornelius Wellington III    Dallas Cowboys, NFL     Cowboys Roster for 2010, Dez Bryant, Jerry Jones, NFL News & Rumors, Patrick Crayton

Dallas Cowboys WR, Patrick Crayton might have some trouble catching things on the field, but he must have managed to catch this year’s NFL Draft on TV.

With Dallas picking college standout, Dez Bryant, in the first round of the draft, there’s little to no room left on the depth chart for either Crayton for Mr. Butterfingers himself, Roy Williams. Williams’ saving grace is that he’s so overpaid that the Cowboys can’t even afford to trade him and not go all AIG at the same time.

Crayton’s agent made a statement revealing that Crayton will no longer be attending Cowboys’ voluntary workouts, and would like to see a trade as soon as possible so that he can move onto “new opportunities”. He also called Jerry Jones a “poopyhead” for drafting someone far more talented than him.

Allegedly.

For The Record:

No mothers were called prostitutes by anyone yet.

FTR EXCLUSIVE: MIAMI DOLPHINS MANAGER EXPOSED

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Dallas Cowboys, Miami Dolphins, NFL     Dez Bryant, Jeff Ireland, mom, prostitute

If you pay attention to NFL football you probably know that teams really interrogate players before drafting them, you probably know that they ask questions intended to draw negative reactions, and you probably know that Miami Dolphins manager Jeff Ireland asked Cowboys first round draft pick Dez Bryant if his mom was a prostitute.   Well it just so happens that FTR sources were able to provide us with a copy of Mr. Ireland’s schedule for 4/28/2010.  Lets see how a person of his stature spends his days.

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Shawty Wanna Be a Thug; Deon Anderson Pulls Gun on Valet

Cornelius Wellington III    Dallas Cowboys, NFL     Dallas Cowboys News, Deon Anderson Gun Incident, nfl news

Not that any of this is surprising from an NFL player, but Dallas Cowboys Fullback, Deon Anderson was drunk at Blackfinn American Saloon in Addison, Texas “early Tuesday morning” aka Monday night to people under 40, when he pulled a loaded gun on the valet guy because his car wouldn’t start.

Not only did he pull a gun, he chambered a round, which is definitely going to cost him some time in jail. When police arrived on scene, they found the gun in the bushes nearby, still loaded.

Anderson joins a host of other pro athletes headed to, or already in jail for gun possession, leading me to believe that if police made it illegal to wear a bow-tie and top hat, no less than 5 professional athletes would break into Brooks Brothers and rob Lincoln’s grave without even hesitating.

NFL Divisional Playoff Recap

Cornelius Wellington III    Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Dallas Cowboys, Featured, Indianapolis Colts, Minnesota Vikings, NFL, NY Jets, New Orleans Saints, San Diego Chargers     NFL Playoffs

Well, the title games are in place after a great weekend of football. 3 of the most elite quarterbacks in the NFL are joined by rookie playcaller, Mark Sanchez and the upstart Jets. Here’s what went down.

New Orleans Saints – 45   |   Arizona Cardinals – 14

Sean Payton and the New Orleans Saints put the hurt on Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals in a game that was only close for about 10 minutes. The Cardinals’ Tim Hightower shocked the South when he bolted for a 70-yard TD score on the first play from scrimmage, but Reggie Bush put that show on the back burner with some highlights of his own coupled with Drew Brees’s masterful dismantling of the Cardinals porous defense.

In the 2nd quarter Kurt Warner took a hit that may finally push him into retirement, likely to be a sure-fire Hall of Famer.  I can’t imagine he’d want to come back after being hit like this.

Indianapolis Colts – 20   |   Baltimore Ravens – 3

Haters beware, the Colts and their well-rested starters are headed to the AFC Title game with a full head of steam and a point to prove. Peyton Manning showed young Joe Flacco the difference between a promising future and a legendary career. Manning went completed 30 of 44 pass attempts, and rarely handed the ball off as the Colts D completely dominated the Ravens young and talented offense.

Under intense scrutiny for giving up on a perfect season, the Colts look poised for redemption as they go into the AFC Title game to face the team that handed them their first “loss” of the season.

Rumor is Curtis Painter will not even be on the sideline for this game, because as we’ve all seen, even if Rex Ryan were to sit on Peyton Manning’s head and kill him, the Colts would rather have a dead Peyton Manning taking the snaps than Painter.

Minnesota Vikings – 34   |   Dallas Cowboys – 3

This was the scene for much of the day in Minnesota as the Vikings swarmed Tony Romo all day long. The Vikings D sacked Romo 6 times, never letting the young QB ever get a grip on the game, while veteran old-timer Brett Favre played like a superstar throwing for 4 TDs within only 15 completions. One TD was late in the 4th quarter when the Vikings were already up by 24 points which pissed off some of the Cowboys defenders, who showed more aggression  yelling at Favre than they did all game trying to stop him.

New York Jets – 17   |   San Diego Chargers – 14

The San Diego Chargers are a veteran led 12-4 division champion football team. Unfortunately for them, they are veterans who are accustomed to losing big games in the playoffs to lower seeded teams, and they are the champions of the AFC West division, arguably one of the weakest divisions in the league.

Mark Sanchez never played like a star, but also never played like a bum, which is what San Diego’s placekicker Nate Kaeding did. Kaeding, the best regular season kicker in the NFL, is probably the worst playoff kicker of all time. He has managed to blow no less than 3 playoff wins for the Jets dating back to 2005, when he blew another game against the Jets, and 2007 when he blew a kick to beat the eventual Super Bowl Champion Patriots.

Norv Turner will never win a Super Bowl as a Head Coach, but this one is not his fault.