http://ftrsports.com The Anti-Nerd of Sports Blogs. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:02:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://ftrsports.com/2011/12/ben-roelisberger-roofied-the-browns-offense/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/12/ben-roelisberger-roofied-the-browns-offense/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 07:42:12 +0000 David Sacco http://ftrsports.com/?p=164859327 He's no hero, this was all a hoax. A strategic plan. Those winces of agony on the sideline were a testament of nothing but his ability to act. His ankle was fine. The injury was a fake. ]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/12/ben-roelisberger-roofied-the-browns-offense/feed/ 1 http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/video-bengals-jerome-simpson-does-his-best-derek-fisher-imitation/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/video-bengals-jerome-simpson-does-his-best-derek-fisher-imitation/#comments Sun, 27 Nov 2011 22:20:04 +0000 Charles Drengberg http://ftrsports.com/?p=164858982 Cincinnati Bengals WR, Jerome Simpson must have spent some time watching La Liga games with Ochocinco last season, because after Cleveland's Scott Fujita brushes him off, Simpson launches himself out of the picture.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/video-bengals-jerome-simpson-does-his-best-derek-fisher-imitation/feed/ 3 http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/matt-schaub-hits-security-guard-in-the-tits-video/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/matt-schaub-hits-security-guard-in-the-tits-video/#comments Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:40:23 +0000 David Sacco http://ftrsports.com/?p=164858651 I know the Texans were playing the Browns and the game probably wasn't especially interesting, but she's has one of the best view in the house and is day-dreaming. This girl who can't secure anyone from a fat, drunk fan, probably got that job over a huge, male football fan, who is now at Occupy Houston instead of at the gameI know the Texans were playing the Browns and the game probably wasn't especially interesting, but the security guard has one of the best view in the house and she's day-dreaming. This girl, who can't secure anyone from a fat, drunk fan, probably got that job over a huge, male football fan, who is now at Occupy Houston instead of at the game. She could at least watch.. She could at least watch.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/11/matt-schaub-hits-security-guard-in-the-tits-video/feed/ 1 http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/peyton-hillis-tips-like-a-broke-foreigner/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/peyton-hillis-tips-like-a-broke-foreigner/#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2011 20:45:54 +0000 David Sacco http://ftrsports.com/?p=164857472 Peyton Hillis is supposed to be the people's running back. He's like the not-so-little, white engine that could. We voted him onto the Madden cover because he is a testament to the working man, and he, in turn, took a crap on the working man.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/peyton-hillis-tips-like-a-broke-foreigner/feed/ 4 http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/jahvid-best-suffers-concussion-in-exhibition-with-browns/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/jahvid-best-suffers-concussion-in-exhibition-with-browns/#comments Sat, 20 Aug 2011 04:40:00 +0000 Charles Drengberg http://ftrsports.com/?p=164857186 Detroit Lions' star running back, Jahvid Best, only made it through 3 plays of an exhibition game against the Cleveland Browns Friday night before suffering a concussion, and he won't be back on the field until the beginning of the season.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/08/jahvid-best-suffers-concussion-in-exhibition-with-browns/feed/ 2 http://ftrsports.com/2011/04/peyton-hillis-to-be-on-cover-of-madden-12/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/04/peyton-hillis-to-be-on-cover-of-madden-12/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:02:14 +0000 Charles Drengberg http://ftrsports.com/?p=164854389 EA Sports just announced Peyton Hillis beating out Michael Vick for the cover of Madden '12 on ESPN's SportsNation.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/04/peyton-hillis-to-be-on-cover-of-madden-12/feed/ 0 http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/panthers-interview-browns-rob-ryan-for-head-coaching-job/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/panthers-interview-browns-rob-ryan-for-head-coaching-job/#comments Thu, 06 Jan 2011 02:15:29 +0000 Charles Drengberg http://ftrsports.com/?p=164852681 The 48 year old Browns' defensive coordinator, and brother of Jets' head coach, Rex Ryan, interviewed today for the job in Carolina. Rob Ryan, like his brother, and father before them, is a defensive mastermind, which would be the best option for a team who's defense is as reliable as a November 3rd election promise from a politician.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/panthers-interview-browns-rob-ryan-for-head-coaching-job/feed/ 3 http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/the-cleveland-browns-fire-coach-eric-mangini/ http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/the-cleveland-browns-fire-coach-eric-mangini/#comments Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:23:42 +0000 David Sacco http://ftrsports.com/?p=164852634 The Browns let go of coach Eric Mangini today, after another only winning 5 games for the second consecutive year, and finished out the year 2-6, including losses to Buffalo, Cincinnati and an embarrassing blowout loss to Pittsburgh]]> http://ftrsports.com/2011/01/the-cleveland-browns-fire-coach-eric-mangini/feed/ 2 http://ftrsports.com/2010/12/ochocinco-loses-a-fight-with-an-orange-cut-his-hand/ http://ftrsports.com/2010/12/ochocinco-loses-a-fight-with-an-orange-cut-his-hand/#comments Sun, 19 Dec 2010 00:49:32 +0000 Charles Drengberg http://ftrsports.com/?p=164852381 Hurry up and get your bets in on the Browns/Bengals game before Vegas hears about this.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2010/12/ochocinco-loses-a-fight-with-an-orange-cut-his-hand/feed/ 0 http://ftrsports.com/2010/10/helmet-to-helmet/ http://ftrsports.com/2010/10/helmet-to-helmet/#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:23:12 +0000 David Sacco http://ftrsports.com/?p=164851853 It is too bad dorks don't like sports, or I am sure someone at NASA would have thought to develop a helmet that does not also double as a murder weapon. I like seeing hard hits, but this is like watching the Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O getting feces dumped all over them. It's entertaining but at the same time a little disturbing to see players laying on the ground, unconscious and twitching.]]> http://ftrsports.com/2010/10/helmet-to-helmet/feed/ 0