Ndamukong Suh Attempts Native Land Decapitation Ritual [Video]

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, NFL     Decapitation, Jake Delhomme, Ndamukong Suh, suspension

Some are calling this frustration from a rookie, some are calling it a vicious and blatant foul deserving of a suspension, I am calling this the move his tribe probably performs before sitting around a fire and eating human brains.

7th Pick Cleveland Browns

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Cleveland Browns, NFL     2010 NFL Draft, Joe Hadden

With the 7th pick the Cleveland Browns select CB Joe Hadden.  After failing with Brady Quinn it doesn’t make much sense to take a QB out of the same system, and I would expect them to now being in the running for Colt McCoy.   Hadden is the best CB in the draft and he will give them a boost, but he is a piece of crap.  Teams in need of a turn around need character players.  The Browns have been in need of a turn around for 10 years.  They needed Eric Berry.

At least they can expect a retarded pick from the Raiders.

Better Get Used To More Of This

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, NFL     Brady Quinn, Brady Quinn Clipboard, Brady Quinn Loves Men, Brady quinn starting, Brady Quinn worth nothing

Broncos coach Josh McDaniels has said nothing indicate that their is a quarterback controvery in Denver, but Brady Quinn has announced he wants to start.

“I’ll put it this way, I think every quarterback on our roster wants to play,” Quinn said. “Believe me, whether it’s Tom Brandstater, Kyle, or myself, we’re all quarterbacks. We’re going to be team players first, but we all want to be out there playing.”

Mike Holmgren decided that Seneca Wallace has more potential than you, which basically makes you Tim Couch, but you were able to escape a team which offered your limited skill set very few tools in order to help you succeed, and you landed on a team with a great line, run game, and receivers corps.  Let’s take it one dream come true at a time, and maybe Kyle Orton will get injured.

Brady Quinn Traded to Denver for a FB and Future Draft Pick

Cornelius Wellington III    Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, NFL, Notre Dame     Brady Quinn, Cleveland Trades Quinn, Peyton Hillis

When Mike Holmgren came to Cleveland, Brady Quinn put his house up for sale. It seems he makes up for what he lacks in the pocket he more than makes up for with great intuition.

The Cleveland Browns picked up backup QB, Seneca Wallace, from Seattle, and then went out and signed former Panther, Jake Delhomme after releasing Derek Anderson. Quinn had to figure he was in the hot seat once Delhomme was signed, but probably thought his stock was worth more than a FB in Peyton Hillis, and a 6th Round 2011 pick.

Cleveland was rumored to be looking for a QB in the upcoming Draft, but it’s clear now that they will probably look to pick up some fat guys with their first couple picks to work in the trenches.

Cribbs Hopes To Stay In Cleveland

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Cleveland Browns, Featured, NFL     contract, Josh Cribbs, mike holmgren

No one wants to stay in Cleveland, Josh just wants to be paid what his agent tells him he deserves.   He previously stated he did not think he’d play another down for the Browns after they allegedly “slapped”, the leagues best multifaceted return-man, in the face with their 3 year 4.2 million dollar offer, but recently the new czar Mike Holmgren reached out to let him know they want to get this done.

I’d like to see this get done because this could probably be settled with chump change.  We are not talking about 10 million dollar Anquan Boldin demands, we are talking 2-3.  I know the Browns don’t want their best player holding out on his contract, but even if he does the crazy Cleveland fans will drag there fat butts back out into the blistering cold to watch this team get pounded anyway, and honestly they have a good enough special teams unit to get by without him.   It’s unfortunate, but he signed his crappy contract and he’s not ever going to get Devin Hester money, even if he does deserve it.  Good luck to him if he does sit, because they 100% will not trade him, I know he can’t have that much saved from his dinky 600 thousand  dollar contract, and there is no way he is selling anyone his house in Cleveland that is definitely not paid off.  He might as well own property backing up to the highway, in Afghanistan, if they even have highways.

If Josh Cribbs is forced to sit, FTR will officially start a “Save Cribbs’ Crib” fund.

FTRsports Week 17 NFL Power Rankings

Cornelius Wellington III    Arizona Cardinals, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills, Carolina Panthers, Chicago Bears, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Minnesota Vikings, NFL, NY GIANTS, NY Jets, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49ers, St Louis Rams, Tennesee Titans, Washington Redskins     nfl news, Week 17 NFL Power Rankings

Week 16 may have the worst gambling opportunities for football fans in the history of gambling. The bottom-feeding Bucs beat the Saints, the Colts pooped on their fanbase by laying down and dying against the Jets instead of trying to go undefeated, and Brett Favre proved that cold air really does affect people with arthritis. Let’s see if any of this affects this weeks rankings:

1. No one deserves to be #1 this week. The Colts proved their as masculine as Lifetime airing the Tony awards, and the Saints are making me question whether that’s a birthmark on Drew Brees’s face, or the beginning stages of AIDS. The Vikings can’t leap either team considering their QB played like Rex Grossman for one half and Dan Marino another half. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.

2. Indianapolis Colts- I hate having to rank this team at all in a league made up completely of men, because this tank job should come with a penalty and a congressional hearing. Colts fans should have burned down the stadium after their team threw away perfection like it was a Christmas card with no money in it. I hope Peyton Manning gets hurt on the first snap of the playoffs, and Jim Caldwell gets hate mail for the rest of his life.

3. San Diego Chargers- The Chargers haven’t lost since mid-October, and don’t plan on them losing to the Redskins even with the reserves in this week. Jumping the Saints was unthinkable a couple weeks ago, but this team is legit going into the playoffs firing on all cylinders. I still don’t recommend betting on any games the final week of the season if teams that are locked into the playoffs are playing in them though.

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