Ben Roelisberger Roofied the Browns Offense

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He’s no hero, this was all a hoax. A strategic plan. Those winces of agony on the sideline were a testament of nothing but his ability to act. His ankle was fine. The injury was a fake.

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[VIDEO] Bengals’ Jerome Simpson Does His Best Derek Fisher Imitation

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Cincinnati Bengals WR, Jerome Simpson must have spent some time watching La Liga games with Ochocinco last season, because after Cleveland’s Scott Fujita brushes him off, Simpson launches himself out of the picture.

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Matt Schaub Hits Security Guard In the Tits [video]

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I know the Texans were playing the Browns and the game probably wasn’t especially interesting, but she’s has one of the best view in the house and is day-dreaming. This girl who can’t secure anyone from a fat, drunk fan, probably got that job over a huge, male football fan, who is now at Occupy Houston instead of at the gameI know the Texans were playing the Browns and the game probably wasn’t especially interesting, but the security guard has one of the best view in the house and she’s day-dreaming. This girl, who can’t secure anyone from a fat, drunk fan, probably got that job over a huge, male football fan, who is now at Occupy Houston instead of at the game. She could at least watch.. She could at least watch.

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Peyton Hillis Tips Like a Broke Foreigner

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Peyton Hillis is supposed to be the people’s running back. He’s like the not-so-little, white engine that could. We voted him onto the Madden cover because he is a testament to the working man, and he, in turn, took a crap on the working man.

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Jahvid Best Suffers Concussion in Exhibition with Browns

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Detroit Lions’ star running back, Jahvid Best, only made it through 3 plays of an exhibition game against the Cleveland Browns Friday night before suffering a concussion, and he won’t be back on the field until the beginning of the season.

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Peyton Hillis to be on Cover of Madden ’12

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EA Sports just announced Peyton Hillis beating out Michael Vick for the cover of Madden ’12 on ESPN’s SportsNation.

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Panthers Interview Browns’ Rob Ryan for Head Coaching Job

The 48 year old Browns’ defensive coordinator, and brother of Jets’ head coach, Rex Ryan, interviewed today for the job in Carolina. Rob Ryan, like his brother, and father before them, is a defensive mastermind, which would be the best option for a team who’s defense is as reliable as a November 3rd election promise from a politician.

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The Cleveland Browns Fire Coach Eric Mangini

The Browns let go of coach Eric Mangini today, after another only winning 5 games for the second consecutive year, and finished out the year 2-6, including losses to Buffalo, Cincinnati and an embarrassing blowout loss to Pittsburgh

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Ochocinco Loses a Fight with an Orange, Cut His Hand

Hurry up and get your bets in on the Browns/Bengals game before Vegas hears about this.

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