Kentucky Fried Chickenhead, Pitino Extortion Case Headed to Trial
Gold diggers are a dime a dozen in the world of sports, but are usually just seen as a hazardous part of the work environment. It can range from girls just trying to get free drinks and maybe a fancy dinner out of a player or coach they meet out at a club, to some b*tch poking holes in the condoms on a one night stand to trap said player or coach for the big score. The problem is, there’s no telling which type of gold digger you’re dealing with.
Rick Pitino found one extreme at an Italian restaurant called Porcini in Louisville back in August of 2003. A married coach Pitino met Karen Cunagin Sypher at the restaurant late one night, and proceeded to use the joint as his own personal Red Roof Inn. Two weeks later Sypher told Pitino she was pregnant with his child, and that he was the father. She agreed to have an abortion, then Pitino gave her $3,000 which he claims was to pay for her insurance as to not upset his Roman Catholic friends.
Let’s abbreviate the rest of this age old story….. Skank marries Pitino’s assistant coach, has another kid, the Pitino affair comes to light, skank tries to extort money from Pitino by paying a friend with sexual favors to deliver the extortion notes, skank gets charged with extortion, claims Pitino raped her, backtracks, and now skank is on trial for extortion.
In 2001 this same skank sued her former employer for sexual harassment who admitted they had consensual sex. Fortunately for that guy he’s dead now, so he doesn’t have to deal with her anymore.
Rick Pitino is a dirt bag for cheating on his wife with this pro hoe, but women like Karen Cunagin Sypher should be drawn and quartered for stuff like this. Not only should she be bagged for extortion, but also for filing a false police report when she claimed rape (her penalty should be equal to the charge she made), and she should be charged with felony being a stupid b*tch. People like this are a drain on our legal system, and moral well-being of this country.
Never F Where You Eat.
Rick Pitino, a devout catholic and coach of basketball youth at Louisville University, apologized today for cheating on his wife with a random he met at a restaurant, and for paying $3,000 for her abortion. The two reportedly had sex in the restaurant after it closed.
The news of his indiscretions were announced after it was discovered that the random attempted to extort 10 million dollars from the coach and accused him of rape.
A broadcast journalism major at the University of Kentucky had this to say of the news,
“I could understand if he got fired. I don’t want him to get fired because he is a good coach, but he got involved in some not-so-honorable actions. You have to compare your love of the game with the love of your morals.”
The hillbilly student then was said to have returned to his home in Louisville where he had sex with his sister and their pigs.
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