Nike Unveils “Platinum” College Basketball Uniforms for 9 Elite Schools

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After a successful run on destroying classic college football uniforms, Nike is now moving on to Men’s and Women’s college basketball. The newly unveiled Hyper Elite Platinum line (Mega Awesome Diamond was already trademarked by a group of Junior College fashion designers in LA) is a futuristic grayed out bastardization of classic uniforms of schools like Duke, Syracuse, UCONN, and Baylor much like what Nike did to the college football uniforms of Oregon and Ohio State over the past couple of seasons.

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Even Prison Inmates Don’t Like Being Molested by Bernie Fine

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Normally, when prison inmates complain about being molested, no one listens. Except, apparently, when it involves former Syracuse assistant basketball coach, Bernie Fine whose 4th accuser is a 56 year old prison inmate serving 17 years on felony burglary charges in upstate New York.

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Syracuse’s Jim Boeheim Wins Naismith Coach of the Year

It had been 20 years since the Syracuse Men’s basketball team held a #1 ranking during the regular season, despite the ‘Cuse winning a title in 2003. Boeheim took his team to a 30-5 record with a 15-3 record in the Tournament disappointing Big East Conference.

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Big East Bye Bye Bye

#3 Syracuse and #10 Villanova entered the Big East Tournament with double byes while the rest of the league earned their way. Looks like that wasn’t the best way to win a Big East title this season, as they were both bounced in their first games of the tournament today by Georegetown and Marquette, respectively.

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CUSE #1

Syracuse was the only elite team to earn their medal last week, with choke jobs coming from Kansas, Kentucky, and Purdue

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Syracuse Loses To D-II School Le Moyne

Le Moyne is a local D-II school that Syracuse uses for exhibition games as a tune up for the regular season. On Tuesday, that tune-up game became an embarrassment for basketball powerhouse Syracuse, when they lost 81-79. Granted it is only an exhibition game, but this is great for opposing team’s fans all season.

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