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Chad Johnson Twitter

• Flying out to miami tomorrow with the beautiful @cherylburke1 to practice till the 19th so I can see the family b4 I leave till June 22 minutes ago
• I damn near have to move to LA at the end of the month, bringing every bit of DADE COUNTY back with me to. 23 minutes ago
• Long day today and I'm just finishing up, can't wait to get out tonight with the homie @kerryrhodes, last night n LA until the 19th. 24 minutes ago

Jose Canseco Twitter

• Nobodys perfect do the best u can do with life 19 hours ago
• I also want to be an actor tha was one of my other dreams 19 hours ago
• I want to coach at any level anyone interested let me no I love the game so much wish I was still playing it .I have dreams about it . 19 hours ago

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