College Football Upset Warnings

Now that the blowout weeks are done, and all of the irrelevant college football programs can disappear into the mist of their garbage conferences, we can again be on the lookout for conference rivalry games and fan favorite upsets.

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‘Every Breath You Take, Every Move You Make, Rainey’s Watching You’

After asking Rainey to leave her home, the 5′ 9″ Junior from Lakeland, Fl sent a text to her saying “Time to die”. Unless he was confronting her about her smoking habits, or he was referring to the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012, he probably needs to have an eye kept on him.

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Bronco Hazing Leads to Tim Tebow’s New ‘Do

Whichever vet came up with this idea deserves a gold star for literary wit and comedic finesse.

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Tim Tebow’s First NFL Practice

Tim Tebow is officially an NFL QB. Just like Tim Couch, Eric Crouch, and Ryan Leaf before him, Tebow is expected to do big things in the NFL, because he was so great in college.

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And The Winner for Best Actor Goes To…

Tim Tebow in his roll as quarterback in Florida’s pro day.

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Tebow Overhauls Mechanics For Pro-day

Tim Tebow, who has been widely criticized for his weak arm, long slow throwing motion, and of course experience playing for an offense that does not resemble anything close to something that would work in the NFL, has brought in a slew of QB coaches in a last ditch effort to overhaul his throwing mechanics.

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Signing Day

Urban Meyer was obviously hungry for new recruits to fill the void left in his heart by Tim Tebow.

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Tebow’s Super Bowl Ad-vise

Tim Tebow will be featured in a 30 second ad during the superbowl, where he and his mother will tell the story leading up to a birth that allowed for a career that we probably won’t hear much about after draft day. The story will talk of his mother’s decision to keep her unborn son Tim, after becoming so seriously ill, on a mission in the Phillippines, that doctors advised an abortion.

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Urban Meyer To Take ‘Leave of Absence’ **UPDATE**

Florida Gator coach Urban Meyer has decided to step down as head coach of the Gators after their bowl game. He is siting health concerns as the reason, after being admitted to the hospital for chest pains.

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