The holy temple of Auburn University is Toomer’s Corner. The street corner is home to two 130 year old oak trees. It is a place rich in Auburn tradition as it’s where fans celebrate the programs athletic victories. Apparently a 62 year old fan of their rival Alabama named Harvey Almorn Updyke Jr poisoned the trees, called a local radio station to brag about it, and was swiftly arrested after a quick investigation. I guess he wasn’t aware that the police can trace phone calls. The trees were served a fatal dose of herbicide and are not likely to be saved.