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Chad Johnson Twitter

• Totally awesome, did yall see the REEBOK ZIG-TECH commerical? that was pretty cool 44 minutes ago
• All my 305 folks and people in Miami on spring break, I will see y'all tomorrow on South Beach, DAVIDS CAFE on lil ol me, let's go 1 hour ago
• For those who don't understand how I do all this and still train for football, live daily training ustream coming soon to a comp near u. 1 hour ago

Jose Canseco Twitter

• Nobodys perfect do the best u can do with life 1 day ago
• I also want to be an actor tha was one of my other dreams 1 day ago
• I want to coach at any level anyone interested let me no I love the game so much wish I was still playing it .I have dreams about it . 1 day ago

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NFL NEWS [NFL.com]

• Former Panthers QB Delhomme visiting Browns
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NBA NEWS [NBA.com]

• Beasley a game-time decision Friday with bruised thigh
• LeBron ready to return against 76ers Friday
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