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		<title>Government Steps In to Break Up Monopoly In Miami.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a little more than a day left until the biggest NBA free-agency  in history can begin, and I just can't wait until it is over.  I can go on TMZ right now and find out what color underwear Britney Spears is wearing, if she is in fact wearing any, but reporters have really only been able to come up with rumors and scenarios about Lebron for months. Lebron, Wade, and Bosh the three major pieces of this off season met two discuss possible options, one of which being an aligning of all three stars in Miami. ]]></description>
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		<title>Carl Landry Blocks Drive, With Face</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[While driving to the hole Dirk Nowizki's elbow caught the mouth of Carl Laundry, who was attempting to draw a charging foul. The collision knocked out three of Laundry's teeth, and cracked two more.   Two of the three teeth that were knocked out had to be removed from Dirk's Elbow]]></description>
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		<title>So Easy a Caveman Can Do Her**Update</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dirk Nowitzki's ugly old prostitue of am ex is still in jail, but her ego is not prego.]]></description>
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