Government Steps In to Break Up Monopoly In Miami.

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Boston Celtics, Chicago Bulls, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, NBA, New Jersey Nets, New York Knicks, Toronto Raptors     2010 NBA Free Agent Class

There is a little more than a day left until the biggest NBA free-agency  in history can begin, and I just can’t wait until it is over.  I can go on TMZ right now and find out what color underwear Britney Spears is wearing, if she is in fact wearing any, but reporters have really only been able to come up with rumors and scenarios about Lebron for months. Lebron, Wade, and Bosh the three major pieces of this off season met two discuss possible options, one of which being an aligning of all three stars in Miami.

Below are the possible scenarios.

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Carl Landry Blocks Drive, With Face

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Dallas Mavericks, Houston Rockets, NBA     Carl Landry, Dirk Nowitzki, Elbow, Teeth

While driving to the hole Dirk Nowizki’s elbow caught the mouth of Carl Laundry, who was attempting to draw a charging foul. The collision knocked out three of Laundry’s teeth, and cracked two more.   Two of the three teeth that were knocked out, had to be removed from Dirk’s Elbow.  In an interview after the game Nowizki had this to say.

Ugh, Dirk no like teeth in Dirk arm, ugh.  Dirk go hunt,  Dirk make fire so Dirk eat.”

So Easy a Caveman Can Do Her**Update

Michalis Hatzigiannis    Dallas Mavericks, NBA     Crystal Taylor, dallas mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, disease infested, Geico, ho, hooker, Neaderthal, Pregnancy, prostitute, skank, whore

Dirk Nowitzki will not be participating in reverse evolution after all, as it turns out, his ex-cavegirl was lying about her pregnancy, which isn’t a huge shocker considering she is currently serving a 5 year sentence for theft and forgery.

Hopefully she was also lying to him about her age[38], because there is absolutely no reason for a young professional athlete to date a girl who is that much his elder[even if he has primitive skull morphology, with a thick protruding brow, indicative of an early African Homo erectus].

Michalis Hatzigiannis