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Delonte West F’d Your Mom LeBron [video]

LeBron James is said to be the 3rd biggest name in sports.  If you are that big you can flex your muscle and tell ESPN what they can and cannot report on.  But you can’t stop us LeBron West.  I once had sex with a kid’s girlfriend before they were together, and then I had sex with his sister, and that was about as much as I have ever owned anyone, and that is still nothing compared to Delonte’s grimy @$$ tooting and booting LBJ’s mom.  I know you’re from Akron, but just how gutter is your mom dude?  I have never seen a picture of Delonte West in which it did not look like he had herpes around his mouth.  This must haunt LeBron every night.

and as for this

FTR is waiting…

For Mavrick Carter, Chris Bosh, or Dwyane Wade, we know you can’t handle your business on your own.

Exclusive: The Real Story Behind LeBron James’ Mom and Delonte West

One of the great advantages we have as a small insignificant sports blog with no ties to network television rights, or big money sponsors, is that when we dig into the cracks of stories that the mainstream media refuses to elaborate on or even cover, we can let you know what we find.

During this season’s NBA playoffs, rumors ran wild on the internet of an alleged affair between the Cleveland Cavaliers, Delonte West, and LeBron James’ mother, Gloria  James. The only details we heard through the grapevine were that, ALLEGEDLY, LeBron James quit on the Cavs in the series against Boston, because right before Game 4, he found out that West was stickin it to his mother. Once LeBron’s people begged everyone at ESPN to not cover the story for fear of ruining “The King’s” image, ESPN host Colin Cowherd and others admitted that they were prohibited from discussing the story.

Well now James is in Miami, far from the hometown drama, and Delonte West is a free agent, because no one else wants their mom (allegedly) humped.

Today I received an email from a VERY reliable source in Akron (being from North Central Ohio has it’s very rare advantages) with more detailed information about the alleged affair.

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Cavs Gunning For Heat: Trade For Ramon Sessions

The Cleveland Cavaliers made their first successful attempt to move on from the Lebron James era, by trading Delonte West to the T-Wolves for point guard Ramon Sessions.  Delonte, while full of baggage and diminishing skills, is very valuable because his contract can be waived.   I don’t think this trade was in any way to facilitate owner Dan Gilbert’s promise to win a championship before Miami, probably just to attempt to field a team.  The hope of a Cleveland fan never seems to die, but even Gilbert has to know that he needs to destroy and rebuild.  He spent the last couple years tugging on LBJ’s wiener and building a team to complement him, and now he’s gone, and there is no one capable of replacing him, but he does have a ton of cap space, and a lot of draft pics in the future from Lebron’s sign and trade, that can be used as trade bait.   It is time to take notes from the Indians and just have a fire sale.

Wait until the trade deadline and give away what talent you have left.  You may not be able to sign anyone, but you can force players to play in C-town with trades.

Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert’s Open Letter To Cleveland.

Author Michalis Hatzigiannis    Category Central, Cleveland Cavaliers, NBA     Tags , ,

Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

I have to applaud Dan for sticking up for his fans and his city, and finally calling LeBron James out.  The king acted like a spoiled little child.  That said, good luck delivering on that promise.  You don’t have a player on your team who can sell a jersey.  Your franchise just lost $100 mill in value, so even if there were any free agents willing to come to a Kingless Cleveland your future revenue wouldn’t support it.

It was a nice try but make no mistake about it Cleveland, you have no one and nothing.  Bums are stealing copper pipes out of your foreclosed houses and selling them.  Your car was probably repo’d while Lebron’s “decision” was ripping out your heart and distracting you.  Your economy is in the toilet and it is only a matter of time before your pet’s heads start falling off.

Don’t listen to him, you shouldn’t be sleeping well, you should be assembling to burn down Lebron’s house.

Prince LeBron Becomes D-Wade’s B*tch

This guy is the smallest 6′8 250lb coward ever.  Going to Miami to play with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh, 2 of the best players in the league, is the biggest p*ssy move I have ever seen.  He will probably win, but he will never be great, and he will never be able to win by himself.  He will never be Jordan, he will never even be Kobe.  He might be Ray Allen.  A true champion takes on a challenge, they don’t work behind the scenes to create a super team to monopolize the league.

You just broke more hearts in one minute than probably anyone in sports ever has, and they all lived your hometown. All so you could go play for fans who don’t care about sports or have souls.  You pretty much erased everything David Stern has done to create an exciting and fair league with good competition.  I truly hope one of you three gets injured and that you get bounced in the first round by the Bulls.

You have no home.  Go F*ck yourself.

B*tch.

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