Joakim Noah: Big Contract Has Affected My Play

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Joakim Noah signed a five-year, $60 million contract in October of 2010 that kicked in this year, and he’s blaming it for his poor numbers this season.

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Carlos Boozer’s Son is a Heat Fan

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The Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat played to a thrilling finish on Sunday, with the hometown Heat notching a 97-93 victory. Carlos Boozer, a Miami resident, had his family in the crowd to cheer him on. And by cheer him on, I mean actively root against him.

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[VIDEO] Charles Barkley’s Postgame Translator App Debuts on SNL

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Hall of Fame baller, Charles Barkley hosted Saturday Night Live tonight, and one sketch hit home for sports fans more than any other SNL skit ever has. Barkley, now a TNT commentator, featured a skit for a new app he calls the Postgame Translator App.

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Michael Jordan’s Obsession with Ripped Jeans

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Ripped jeans were cool back when Kobe had hair, when Allen Iverson was “The Answer” not “The Forgotten”, and everyone loved LeBron.

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ESPN Rushed to Hospital After Choking on Miami Heat’s Penis

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It was a tragic scene today in Bristol, CT, as the the Worldwide Leader in Sports was rushed from a horrific scene of self-masturbation and long distance nationally televised felacio after watching the Miami Heat make a come-from-behind victory last night against the Chicago Bulls.

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Noah: The Miami Heat Are Hollywood As Hell

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Joakim Noah calls the Heat good but Hollywood as hell but we knew that when the “Descision” came out. If you ask me they are more like West Hollywood as hell. They are Boys Town as hell. They are more West Hollywood than the Abbey.

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Pippen Feelin the Heat, Backing Down from Jordan/LeBron Comparison

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Looks like Pippen is hearing it from all angles today about his comments comparing Jordan and LeBron this morning on ESPN’s ‘Mike and Mike in the Morning’.

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Mike Bibby Distracts Derrick Rose Foul Shot with a Danny Ainge Towel Toss

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Mike Bibby’s defense sucks.

When he’s on the court. But when Bibby is on the bench… he’s so good he makes the MVP miss foul shots.

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5 Reasons the Mavericks Beat the Miami Heat in 6 Games or Less

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The Dallas Mavericks wrapped up the Western Conference Championship tonight on their home court by slapping a dunce cap on the Thunder and sending Durant and his backpack to summer school. As if sweeping the Lakers didn’t tell NBA fans enough, rolling the Thunder in 5 games tells me that I just watched the Mavs win the NBA Title tonight.

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