‘09-’10 Ugliest Athlete Tournament Final 4

Michalis Hatzigiannis    MLB, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, Other Sports, Soccer, Women's Sports     chris kaman, final 4, ronaldinho gaucho, Ugliest athlete Tournament

Joahkim Noah is heading to the finals after his landslide victory over Alexander Ovechkin. Now in a race for our last title contender you must decide between the albino caveman Chris Kaman, and the nappy haired piranha faced monster Ronaldinho Gaucho.

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Cardinals Sign Holliday to 7 year deal

Cornelius Wellington III    MLB, St Louis Cardinals     Matt Holliday, MLB Free Agents, NL Baseball, St Louis Cardinals

Matt Holliday is finally signed with the St Louis Cardinals to the biggest contract in St. Louis’ team history at 7 years $120 million.

Holliday creates a lethal 1-2 punch behind Albert Pujols, who should easily have the richest contract in St. Louis history.

Holliday’s signing frees up a lot of teams that were looking for a big bat, to search elsewhere.

Nelly was not available to comment, but I’m guessing whatever he would have said would have been incomprehensible to everyone outside of Missouri anyway.

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‘09-’10 Ugly Athlete Tournament Round 2

Michalis Hatzigiannis    MLB, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, Other Sports, Soccer    

We started with the ugliest 12 current male athletes across every sport and we now have our fugly final four of Joahkim Noah, Alexander Ovechkin, Chris Kaman, and Ronaldinho Gaucho.  This round features Joahkim Noah who resembles the slimy extraterrestrial that came out of the bigger extraterrestrial’s mouth in the Aliens movie, if that alien had a large nappy afro and a gap in his front teeth.  He will be facing Alexander Ovechkin who appears to have starred in bum fights before entering the NHL.  There are not words to describe the amount of punishment this mans face has faced.  Boxers, MMA fighter, and Owen Wilson have more teeth and less contorted noses.   Let the voting begin!

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Encarnacion Rings In The New Year With A Bang

Michalis Hatzigiannis    MLB, Toronto Blue Jays     accident, burn, Edwin Encarnacion, fire works

While we were all popping bottles of champagne and getting midnight kisses, Blue Jays 3rd basemen Edwin Encarnacion was popping bottle rockets in his face, and getting 2nd degree burns.

At least he doesn’t need his face to bat .225, and not live up to his potential again.

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Mets Find Healthy Bay to Compliment Roster of Cripples

Cornelius Wellington III    Boston Red Sox, MLB, NY Mets     Jason Bay Mets, Mets Sign Healthy Player, NY Mets Suck

Jason Bay has left the limelight of Boston for the shadow of the New York Yankees, signing a four year deal worth between $66 million and $80 million with incentives with the Mets.

The Mets have struggled to keep their stars off of the IR, and Bay brings a consistent everyday bat to a talented but injury plagued roster.

Bay could have signed anywhere in the League, and as long as it wasn’t Pittsburgh again, he’d have a smile on his face.

Ugly Athlete Tournament Round 1 Bracket 4

Michalis Hatzigiannis    MLB, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, Soccer     bracket 4, round 1, Ugliest athlete Tournament

Much to my surprise Chris Kaman completely dominated monster Greg Oden and extra terrestrial Sam Cassel.  He,  Alexander Ovechkin, and Joahkim Noah have moved on thus far.  

Our final bracket features fat bald sasquatch Kevin Youkilis, the swollen close to bleeding gums, crooked green teeth, and nappy hair of soccer phenom Ronaldinho Gaucho, and the all around discoloration, deformaties, and cold sores of Delonte West.

Note: We appologize to those that wanted to see Serina Williams in this Tourni.  This is official and although we are 98% certain that she is a man, we simply lack the proof.