Lenny Dykstra Tries to Break “Doc” Out of Rehab

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Apparently he didn’t think it was a good idea for Dwight “Doc” Gooden to quit taking drugs. The former Met CY Young winner Gooden, who is currently on VHI’s Celebrity Rehab, said Lenny showed up with two random dudes and tried to break him out. It was not a part of the show.

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NY Mets Owner Trash Talks His Own Player… Really Well

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The Mets owner Fred Wilpon may have bankrupted his franchise, he may have assembled the Bridle Bunch, he may have built a park that none of his players can homer out of but I guess he thought he’d reflect some of that criticism onto his players.

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Dwight ‘Doc’ Gooden on Celebrity Rehab

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Doc Gooden’s drug use is old news. New news is that he is trying to recover from it, and now he has his chance as he joins a bunch of nobodies at the Pasadena Recovery Center with Dr. Drew.

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Get Your Weekly Douche: Lenny Dykstra (Again)

No, we aren’t repeating stories, for the first time ever a person has gotten the weekly douche award on back-to-back weeks. But it’s only Monday and Lenny out did himself enough that I feel confident he can’t be topped.

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Get Your Weekly Douche: Lenny Dykstra

Ask anyone in NY and Philly to give you a Lenny “Nails” Dykstra story and they will give you tails of a gritty balls-out baseball player. Ask anyone in the greater Los Angeles area to give you a Lenny Dykstra story, and they will tell you how he either ripped them or their friends for a large sum of money or you will hear of him walking around plastered and talking about the stock market while saying dude a lot.

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The Mets Are Pathetic

After even the Nationals did more to get better than the Mets, they answered back with this? Really? I’m insulted and I am not even a Mets fan. Did someone really think this would help sell tickets?

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Reunited and it Feels So Good, Cliff Lee Signs with Phillies

Well, Yankee fans, maybe you’ll think twice about harassing the wives of star pitchers in the future.

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Jeff Francoeur Rips Mets

Jeff Francoeur, who was traded from the NY Mets to the Texas Rangers will be traveling to NY to play in the ALDS, and had this to say.

“I always wanted to know what it was like to play meaningful baseball in New York and I’m going to have the opportunity.”

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Mets Fire Manager Jerry Manuel and GM Omar Minaya

Citi Field’s design kills players numbers. Every superstar this team signs immediately becomes old and chronically injured. Even if the team were to love their manager and stay healthy, they will give up and stop playing for him in September. The fans will undoubtedly blame anyone in a management position. Apply now and commit career suicide.

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