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A-Rod’s Paperboy Interviewed by FBI

While the FBI was sitting outside of A-Rod's house yesterday looking for needles in his trash and scooping samples from his dog's poop in the yard, they noticed that the neighborhood paperboy was throwing the Times a little further andwith a lot more accuracy than usual[ READ MORE ]

Watch Out For Sluggerrr’s Wiener

According to the Kansas City Star, a fan is suing the Royals after a wiener struck him in the eye, detaching his retina and causing cataracts. The wiener came from the mascot Sluggerr and was thrown not shot from his cannon[ READ MORE ]

The Big Hurt Retires After 20 Seasons

Frank Thomas Retires[ READ MORE ]

Mets Players Injured While Watching the Super Bowl

I jest, but I also wouldn't be surprised if someone on the Mets team gets seriously injured before they even start playing baseball again[ READ MORE ]

UGLIEST ATHLETE TOURNAMENT CHAMPION

We have called Joahkim Noah a lot of things on this website, but today we can only call him champion. The people have spoken, and the gap in his teeth, the long nappy hair, and grotesque chihuahua/alien face have proven too much for other ugly athletes to compete with[ READ MORE ]

Andre Dawson to Enter Hall of Fame As Expo

Despite playing his most famous 6 and final seasons with the Chicago Cubs, Hall of Fame officials have decided Andre "The Hawk" Dawson will go into the Hall as a Montreal Expo, even though the Montreal Expos don't exist[ READ MORE ]

Ugliest Athlete Tournament National Title

This is for all the ugly marbles, all the black jelly beans. This is the finals of the Ugliest Athlete Tournament. Vote now![ READ MORE ]

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