[VIDEO] The Best Tom Coughlin Parody of the Week

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Nothing says Super Bowl fandom like dressing up as Tom Coughlin and walking around Times Square with a headset on and throwing red challenge flags at people walking down the street.

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Peyton Manning: I Have No Plans to Retire

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Much has been said about the fate of Peyton Manning’s future. On this site alone we have reported no less than 3 new suitors that quite possibly could be Manning’s next team. Some call us speculators with a whimsical and careless approach to journalism, but those people also watch The Big Bang Theory and probably think Bill Plaschke and Stephen A. Smith are the two most talented journalists of the 21st century.

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[VIDEO] Another Crappy Kobe Commercial #KOBESYSTEM

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Nevermind that this promo video only flirts with humor, and never really makes any sense, I can’t figure out if Kobe is just a terrible actor, or he just really lacks the self-confidence needed to carry a self-promotional commercial like LeBron or Jordan. I mean, he doesn’t even look like he believes in what he’s saying.

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Extreme Winds Force NFL Experience in Indy to Shut Down

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Normally, when an NFL event is shut down due to “extreme winds” it’s due to the Jets’ Rex Ryan making outlandish predictions in a press conference after winning their first game of the season. Since everyone knows the Jets have been at home for over a month, and wouldn’t be dumb enough to be seen hanging around the Super Bowl, it looks as though Mother Nature is to blame for organizers being forced to shut down the NFL Experience in downtown Indy today.

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KC’s Matt Cassel Saved a Woman from a Burning Building Last Night

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KMBC in Missouri is reporting that when a fire broke out in a Village of Loch Lloyd, MO home late Thursday night, Kansas City Chiefs starting QB ran to his neighbor’s front door and began banging on the house to alert his neighbor of the fire.

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Breaking News: Cardinals Execs Meeting with Peyton Manning’s Agent?

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No one has come right out and said it, but Peyton Manning has thrown his last football in a Colts jersey. Jim Irsay has just about finished slashing and burning any and all remnants of the team that Peyton Manning successfully headed during his audible laden tenure in the Horseshoe.

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[VIDEO] OK State’s Markel Brown Balls So Hard He Gets Ejected

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Oklahoma State’s Markel Brown put down two of the nastiest dunks you’ll see in college basketballl all year in the Cowboys’ 79-72 upset of #2 ranked Missouri last night. Both dunks earned him a technical foul which lead to his ejection after slamming an alley-oop pass so far down the throat of Missouri’s Matt Pressey that dude will be tasting composite leather and humility for the rest of his natural life.

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Nike Unveils “Platinum” College Basketball Uniforms for 9 Elite Schools

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After a successful run on destroying classic college football uniforms, Nike is now moving on to Men’s and Women’s college basketball. The newly unveiled Hyper Elite Platinum line (Mega Awesome Diamond was already trademarked by a group of Junior College fashion designers in LA) is a futuristic grayed out bastardization of classic uniforms of schools like Duke, Syracuse, UCONN, and Baylor much like what Nike did to the college football uniforms of Oregon and Ohio State over the past couple of seasons.

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10 Pro Athletes Who Could Win the Republican Presidential Nomination

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Let’s call the Republican Presidential Race what it really is. A bunch of Junior Varsity candidates with no breakout star quality and no clear-cut favorite. Donald Trump used the race to boost his floundering TV ratings. Herman Cain used it to meet more pretty girls. And Ron Paul even docked his spaceship long enough to run his 15th Presidential campaign in the past decade. If these lunatics can be taken serious as possible leaders of the free world, then I see nothing wrong with nominating some our favorite athletes to take a shot at the White House too.

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