Shocking news made today when Tennessee Volunteers’ Women’s basketball coaching legend, Pat Summitt announced that he is Lady Gaga’s biological father.
It’s been a long and difficult struggle for me in proving that I am Lady GaGa’s father, but with all the photographic proof of his her “lady-parts” floating around the internet, it was easy to see that I am most certainly his her father. I hope that we can build a strong relationship based on her buying me endless racks of pantsuits and I can help her dress up like a clown every night before he she goes out.
What a disgusting beautiful family.
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Charles Co-Founded FTRsports in 2009 as something fun to do with his spare time. He’s now insanely addicted to making it the greatest sports blog ever, which isn’t hard because most sports blogs suck.
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