Pat Summitt Revealed as Lady GaGa’s Biological Father

Shocking news made today when Tennessee Volunteers’ Women’s basketball coaching legend, Pat Summitt announced that he is Lady Gaga’s biological father.

It’s been a long and difficult struggle for me in proving that I am Lady GaGa’s father, but with all the photographic proof of his her “lady-parts” floating around the internet, it was easy to see that I am most certainly his her father. I hope that we can build a strong relationship based on her buying me endless racks of pantsuits and I can help her dress up like a clown every night before he she goes out.

What a disgusting beautiful family.

Posted by Charles Drengberg on 03/09/2010. Filed under Women's NCAA Basketball,Women's Sports. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry