Bill Simmons and ESPN are Officially Retarded

Everyone’s talking about Tiger Wood’s “comeback”.

But, what exactly is Tiger Woods coming back from? Banging beat VIP hosts and washed up pornstars? Sex rehab therapy sessions, and begging for his wife not to take all his money?

Tiger Woods did not jump from a fiery plane like Travis Barker and DJ AM. He wasn’t hit by a drunk Donte Stallworth crossing a street. He also did not shoot himself in the leg and go to prison for it. This is not a “comeback” this is his inevitable return to the sport he has dominated for more than a decade.

Tiger Woods should never be compared to Muhammad Ali’s comeback from his boxing exile, and Bill Simmons should stick to writing novellas about double play wet dreams at Fenway, and recalling teary-eyed memories of the days when the Boston Celtics returned to the limelight for one season.

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8 Comments

  1. Darius says:

    Isn't it sacrilege for Boston folks to speak ill of The Sports Guy?

    Pretty sure it is…

  2. Ellen says:

    Wow.. you used the word retarded???? Ugh. What's with that? Would you say they were both Ni..ers? Doubt it. Would you use any other slur? When you used the word retarded you were mocking the most vulnerable among. Change your mindset and then change your title.

  3. Dave says:

    Do you think a retard really cares if someone call them a retard? And even if they did a blue car driving by would solve that.

  4. git er done says:

    retarded = slow….. what's wrong with that? It's a musical term.

  5. Must-Love-Dogs says:

    How is this related to racism? Were retards ever slaves? Black people are still discriminated against today, esp in the job market, retards don't get hired because the managers just don't want them masturbating in their stores and stuff.

  6. bob says:

    see ellen what Cornelius Wellington III said isn't wrong or mean, your just a liberal

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