Big Ben Accused of Sexual Assault; Again

Ben Rapistberger is back in the sexual assault hot-seat after an incident at a small college town bar in Georgia late Thursday night. This is the second time Big Ben has been involved in a sexual assault case, the first one was chalked up to some chick trying to get money out of him, but the second one may be a little trickier to shake.

Big Ben has hired Ed Garland, the same attorney that defended Ray Lewis back in 2000, and T.I. more recently on weapons charges.

I’m not saying Big Ben is guilty, but I’ve been to a lot of bars around the country where a lot of crazy stuff has happened, and neither myself nor anyone else I know has ever been accused of sexual assault once, let alone twice.

Just sayin.