How Many Girls Have You Really Raped Ben?

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Ben Roethlisberger answers some tough questions about his rape allegations.

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Cinderella Cornell Turns Into Pumpkin Against Kentucky

It has become tradition for March Madness fans to cheer for the underdog, or “Cinderella” teams to topple the big programs of Kentucky, Duke, and others. But when it happens, what are we left with? A mediocre team facing increasingly stiff competition?

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We Don’t Need People Like you, Milton Bradley Is Cancerous

“If I was a musician, I’d be Kanye West.” Milton went on to say, “In baseball, they’ve got Milton Bradley. I’m that guy. You need people like me, so you can point your finger and go, ‘There goes the bad guy.”

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Jordan Bets Bobcats Franchise In Game of Texas Hold ‘Em

Jordan Bets Bobcats Franchise In Game Of Texas Hold ‘em

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Andrew Bynum Injured Again

I would tell you what part of him is broken now, but when I Google “Andrew Bynum Injury” my browser crashes faster than a Chinese server during a Google search for “freedom”.

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Twins Extend Mauer, Literally A One Man Team

At $184 million, Joe Mauer is now officially worth twice as much as the whole Twins Organization is on paper.

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Tomlin Speaks About Rapistberger

Assuming Big Ben’s investigation team can dig up enough dirt on victim number 2 and that his high priced team of attorneys can get him off, I have put together a restrictive list for Tomlin to impose on his silly young team leader.

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Rock Nothing

Today the Northern Iowa Panthers shocked the county by taking out Kansas in the second round of the men’s tournament.

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Jordan Takes Ownership of Bobcats, Odd Mustache May Become Distraction

It’s old news that Michael Jordan has purchased majority ownership of the Charlotte Bobcats, becoming the first ex-player to ever own an NBA team, but his mustache should be a headline tomorrow.

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