We have called Joahkim Noah a lot of things on this website, but today we can only call him champion. The people have spoken, and the gap in his teeth, the long nappy hair, and grotesque chihuahua/alien face have proven too much for other ugly athletes to compete with.
Congratulations you vile lanky monster.
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