Olympic events are games not sports.  These people have hobbies, they are not athletes.  This guy is too queer for most queers.

Seriously though, I was going to watch Men’s cross country skiing, but went on living my life instead.  Let’s be honest,  curling does not belong on here, and it is one of the more exciting winter games.  While I am at it why don’t I go cover  a Tim Duncan practice sesh or a Vijay Sing cardiovascular workout.

If Bode Miller gets plastered and beats up a hostess, or falls off a chair lift, we will be all over it.  FTR supports Bode.

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