Kansas City Chiefs GM Scott Pioli’s first order of business last season was acquiring Matt Castle.  This season he as now reassembled his old coaching staff with successful coordinators, who could not make it as head coaches.  Just after signing the F.U.P.A. master Charlie Weis as Offensive coordinator, he hired Romeo Crennel as defensive coordinator.

I’d like to make fun of this, but the sad thing is it will probably work.  Couldn’t get worse for them.

[Note: A F.U.P.A. is a Fat Upper Private Area.  The area just above the privates, and just below where a normal stomach would be.]

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