Just months after announcing his retirement to film the A-Team and be a movie star, Rampage has decided to return to the octagon to  fight Rashad Evans and silence the haters.

“Now, I wanted to let my fans know that I’m going to come back to the UFC & finish my contract. Not because the haters are talking [expletive] about me being scared of Rashad or [Darrill Schoonover] or anybody else. I’m coming back for my fans & to shut Rashad’s mouth up & shut Dana’s mouth up, said Rampage.  Then after that I’m going back to doing movies & I might do a boxing match once a year just to stay in shape. Hate on dis!”

I just really want him to be the crap out of Rashad.  For one Rampage is F’ing hilarious, so I would like to see him win.  Two I don’t like Rashad.  Every day he looks like he got into a fight yesterday.  Why is his face so swollen and puffy all the time?  It makes me uncomfortable, like lazy eyes, and midgets.

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