Biggest Piece of Crap In The World

About three years ago, before I became the beloved, renowned, powerful, acclaimed, and esteemed sports writer that I am today, I was a waiter.  One day Steven Jackson came into my restaurant, ran up a $200.00 bill for him and a friend, and then tipped $15.00.  At the time I was being paid $3.75 an hour, which is somewhere around what Jackson makes a second.

I have learned that how a person tips says a lot about them as a person, which is why I was not surprised to hear that his ex-girlfriend filed assault charges against this piece of sh*t with shoes for throwing her to the ground and slamming her up against a door, while she was nine months pregnant.

Jackson denies the charges.  FTR tried to reach him for questioning, but got no response.  I am sure there is good reason though, he is probably busy peeing on the graves of dead 9-11 firemen, giving out corn on the cob to bums with no front teeth, or maybe creating fake charities in order to steal from the earthquake victims in Haiti.

Don’t be surprised if you hear he “accidentally” leaves this child in the bathtub.

Posted by David Sacco on 01/28/2010. Filed under FEATURED,NFL,St Louis Rams. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry