Annual “Will Kurt Warner Retire” Press Conference Scheduled for Friday

Warner is a virtual lock for the football Hall of Fame, but has suffered more concussions than Tom Cable’s wife and Brian Giles’s girlfriend combined. His wife is openly pressuring him to retire, which would be wise, considering the Cardinals have no defense, and their running backs hate not fumbling.

Get out while it’s still respectable Kurt. Good choice.

DB’s from the NFC West are salivating at the possibility of Kurt Warner retiring and Matt Leinart taking the starting job in Arizona, and Friday’s announcement appears to be the beginning of the end for the Arizona Cardinals.

Here’s to you Matt!