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We can officially put to rest the idea that Donovan McNabb will be wearing anything but an Eagles jersey next season, as we now have proof, after he issued this statement.
“I have a psychic and she told me; she said, ‘Good things are to happen in Philadelphia and it’s going to be really good for you,’ ” McNabb said. ” ‘Just relax. You’ll get what you need.’ “
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Kurt Warner has decided to hang up his scrubs, put away his mask and hat, and set down his scalpel for the last time, putting an early end to what has been an amazing, hall of fame worthy, career. I will always look at Kurt Warner as more of a surgeon then a quarterback. He didn’t have the leg speed of a Donovan McNabb, or the elusiveness of a Tom Brady, so he just stood in the pocket and took whatever teams could muster, while he sat back and dissected and carved up their defenses.
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No one wants to stay in Cleveland, Josh just wants to be paid what his agent tells him he deserves. He previously stated he did not think he’d play another down for the Browns after they allegedly “slapped”, the leagues best multifaceted return-man, in the face with their 3 year 4.2 million dollar offer, but recently the new czar Mike Holmgren reached out to let him know they want to get this done.
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About three years ago, before I became the beloved, renowned, powerful, acclaimed, and esteemed sports writer that I am today, I was a waiter. One day Steven Jackson came into my restaurant, ran up a $200.00 bill for him and a friend, and then tipped $15.00. At the time I was being paid $3.75 an hour, which is somewhere around what Jackson makes a second.
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Warner is a virtual lock for the football Hall of Fame, but has suffered more concussions than Tom Cable’s wife and Brian Giles’s girlfriend combined. His wife is openly pressuring him to retire, which would be wise, considering the Cardinals have no defense, and their running backs hate not fumbling.
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Despite playing his most famous 6 and final seasons with the Chicago Cubs, Hall of Fame officials have decided Andre “The Hawk” Dawson will go into the Hall as a Montreal Expo, even though the Montreal Expos don’t exist.
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When news broke that Shaq was going to Cleveland to play alongside LeBron, I think we all got a little excited. One of the greatest centers on his way out playing with the next greatest player on his way up. Unfortunately, Shaq’s not as big of an influence with the Cavs this season as fans had hoped, but that’s not to say that his being there hasn’t inspired some interesting trains of thought when the duo is shown side by side.
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Favre is mulling over a return to finish out his 2 year contract with Minnesota after Sunday’s loss to the Saints in New Orleans. Favre’s 4th quarter interception, which opened the door for the Saints leading into OT, is one of the biggest factors that could lead to Favre’s 3rd retirement in as many years.
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