Much to my surprise Chris Kaman completely dominated monster Greg Oden and extra terrestrial Sam Cassel.  He,  Alexander Ovechkin, and Joahkim Noah have moved on thus far.  

Our final bracket features fat bald sasquatch Kevin Youkilis, the swollen close to bleeding gums, crooked green teeth, and nappy hair of soccer phenom Ronaldinho Gaucho, and the all around discoloration, deformaties, and cold sores of Delonte West.

Note: We appologize to those that wanted to see Serina Williams in this Tourni.  This is official and although we are 98% certain that she is a man, we simply lack the proof.

About the Author: David Sacco

If he could afford to get a vasectomy he’d get one tomorrow …

More Posts (684)