While driving to the hole Dirk Nowizki’s elbow caught the mouth of Carl Laundry, who was attempting to draw a charging foul. The collision knocked out three of Laundry’s teeth, and cracked two more.   Two of the three teeth that were knocked out, had to be removed from Dirk’s Elbow.  In an interview after the game Nowizki had this to say.

Ugh, Dirk no like teeth in Dirk arm, ugh.  Dirk go hunt,  Dirk make fire so Dirk eat.”

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