According to the Boston Herald, John Lackey and his wife Krista went out to dinner at a Kenmore Square boite in Boston. Upon arriving Krista took off her fur coat and placed it on the back of her chair. Allegedly at some point of the dinner an inebriated patron of the restaurant turned around and vomited directly on her luxury outerwear. It’s not quite Orange County, but there is no greater welcome to Boston than some regurgitated New England clam chowder.
Stay classy you pale ugly red heads, you are one notch up from the Jersey Shore.
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This coming from someone who grew up near the only river to ever catch fire in the United States. (The mighty Cuyahoga River in beautiful Cleveland, Ohio)
Who f***ing wears a fur coat these days? I'm no PETA fan, but come on…