Kurt Warner and the Arizona Cardinals turned the ball over 5 times in the first half of Monday night’s game in San Francisco.

49ers Head Coach, Mike Singletary, then called an all out blitz, at halftime, on the City of Scottsdale, Arizona, sacking the dirty little city in the desert.

Rumors are that the 49ers will use Scottsdale to dump Port-a-potty waste after concerts and events held at Candlestick Park.

For The Record: ESPN was comparing Kurt Warner to Johnny Unitas before this game. After it they may be comparing him to Mark Bulger.

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