’09/’10 Ugliest Athlete Tournament Round 1, Bracket 3

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We have two first round brackets complete with wins from Alexander Ovechkin, and Joakim Noah.   In this weeks battle we have Greg Oden of the Trail Blazer’s IR, who is not only so large he appears awkward with abnormally giant facial features, but he also looks about 20-30 years older than he is, and resembles a shar pei.  Next We have Chris Kaman of the Clippers, who suffers from acne, bad teeth, gingivitis of the gums, and caveman forehead.  He also appear to be an albino.  Last we have Sam Cassell from Independence Day, Space Jam, and War of the Worlds, who has an alien face, severe space between the eyes, horse teeth, and elf ears.

Only you can decide who among these three is the ugliest.

(polls)

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2 Comments

  1. Walter Sobchak says:

    Hopefully the winner takes on Serena Williams. The good thing about it is it can be in the men or womens poll.

  2. Jensenstein says:

    I have a prediction that we're headed towards a Noah/Kamen finals.

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