I am not trying to speak like Yoda in the title.

 Matt Holliday lost a fly ball in the Dodger stadium lights, with two outs and the lead, in the bottom of the ninth.  The routine game ending play instead hit him in the nuts, and then hit the grass, just before Holliday himself face planted in it.  It was quite the spectacle.    The Dodgers went onto win game 2 on a Mark Loretta walk off single.  The Carnials went onto lose their second straight playoff game, with a Cy Young contender on the mound, and more than likely the series.  Matt Holliday went on to lose his confidence in himself and more than likely the ability to have children.  

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