We know Alex Rodriguez took steroids in 2003 while in Texas. 

We do not know if he took them while in pinstripes.

We do know he has never been any good in the playoffs.

We do not know where his 5HR 11RBI ’09 post season came from.

We know that he is not currently on steroids, but that he is on Kate Hudson.

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Fact:  Kate Hudson’s vagina is a performance enhancer.

[Note: the Angels won game five 7-6 by intentionally walking A-Rod like cowards.  The series is now 3-2 and heading back to NY]

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