So Easy a Caveman Can Do Her**Update

Dirk Nowitzki will not be participating in reverse evolution after all, as it turns out, his ex-cavegirl was lying about her pregnancy, which isn’t a huge shocker considering she is currently serving a 5 year sentence for theft and forgery.

Hopefully she was also lying to him about her age[38], because there is absolutely no reason for a young professional athlete to date a girl who is that much his elder[even if he has primitive skull morphology, with a thick protruding brow, indicative of an early African Homo erectus].

Michalis Hatzigiannis

Posted by David Sacco on 09/03/2009. Filed under Dallas Mavericks,NBA. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry