At any USC football game you will catch chants of “big balls Pete” every time he goes for it on 4th down, something he did three times against the Buckeyes tonight.  He is confident with his team, and because of that he is willing to be aggressive and take chances.

On the other end of the spectrum, would be small vagina Jim, who has no balls.  It is one thing to be conservative and to have faith in your defense, it is another thing to be gutless on offense.  His play calling is weak, and his game plans are tired.  The Buckeyes scare no one, despite having the most dangerous player on any field.  Tress clung to a 5 point lead, when his team needed a score. He had great field position and an opportunity to be aggressive and win, instead he chose to be conservative in trying not to lose.

So this one’s for you Mr. I don’t blitz, Mr. 3 and out, Mr. I don’t make adjustments even if what I am doing is not working.

Your defense balled, you won the battle for field position, and you did nothing with either, but I am sure your fans and players really appreciate never getting to celebrate.

Michalis Hatzigiannis

About the Author: David Sacco

If he could afford to get a vasectomy he’d get one tomorrow …

More Posts (678)