Rick Pitino, a devout catholic and coach of basketball youth at Louisville University, apologized today for cheating on his wife with a random he met at a restaurant,  and for paying $3,000 for her abortion.  The two reportedly had sex in the restaurant after it closed.

The news of his indiscretions were announced after it was discovered that the random attempted to extort 10 million dollars from the coach and accused him of rape.

A broadcast journalism major at the University of Kentucky had this to say of the news,

“I could understand if he got fired. I don’t want him to get fired because he is a good coach, but he got involved in some not-so-honorable actions. You have to compare your love of the game with the love of your morals.”

The hillbilly student then was said to have returned to his home in Louisville where he had sex with his sister and their pigs.

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