Michael Beasley Is The Real “Big Baby”

Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley has reportedly checked into a rehabilitation clinic.  This news came after these alarming and inconsistent posts were made on Twitter, to an account linked to Beasley.

“Y do I feel like the whole world is against me…I can’t win for losin.”

“Feelin like it’s not worth livin!!!!!!! I’m done.”

I honestly don’t think these posts necessarily warrant  a month of rehab, I think they merit a month of working at McDonalds to show this baby how easy he has it.   I drive past at least three starving bums a day, that for some reason think life is worth living.  There are skinny little heterosexual white guys in jail for embezzlement, that spend everyday being forced to perform oral and anal activities on other, much larger, men, that have found reasons not to hang themselves in their cell.

Go buy yourself a hot girlfriend or something.

Michalis Hatzigiannis