That’s what Brett Favre says about the “schism” talk within the Vikings locker room. Other players on the team claim no one even knows what the word means.

ESPN has become Perez Hilton as it digs for gossip at every turn. Their reporters are saying things like “..as Favre tries to win over his new teammates” and “Favre is making friends within the locker room”. Are you kidding me? The Vikings front office literally begged this guy to play for them all off-season, because this bunch of losers can’t even get past Donovan McNabb and the “we’re-good-but-never-good-enough-to-win-it-all” Eagles. Brett Favre doesn’t have to prove himself to any of these losers. You need Brett Favre, he doesn’t need you, Minnesota.

By the way, ESPN, men don’t want to hear news about other men struggling to make friends in football. We feel the same about that as we would if the whole cast of the Hills contracted AIDS and burst into flames.

We wouldn’t even flinch.

~Cornelius

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Charles Co-Founded FTRsports in 2009 as something fun to do with his spare time. He’s now insanely addicted to making it the greatest sports blog ever, which isn’t hard because most sports blogs suck.

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