In a very bold and forward-thinking rehabilitation move, Los Angeles Laker IR junkie, Andrew Bynum sought a new type of treatment for his brittle knee ligaments, Herpes and Chlamydia. With the playoffs a mere two weeks away, and the Lakers struggling in Atlanta, the 7 foot center took it upon himself to seek the radical [...]

This has gone on long enough.  Dear Jay, I am sorry for all of the things I have said about you. I should have never said that you were going on “The View”, that was sarcastic and mean, and also completely insensitive. Mocking you was wrong, as was telling you to shut your pie whole [...]

In a statement, mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg had this to say about Plaxico Burress carrying a loaded gun, without a license, and accidentally shooting himself with it: “Our children are getting killed with guns in the streets. Our police officers are getting killed with guns in the hands of criminals, and because of that, we got the State [...]

Because I am a Duke fan, and because I am stupid, I had Duke beating Nova in my bracket.  I knew Nova had a better team when I saw them beat Pitt, and yet I did it anyways, and then watched the equivalent of a team of seniors playing a JV team. It just does not [...]

ESPN loves T.O.. ESPN loves that T.O. loves T.O.. I love that T.O. loves making ESPN love T.O. loving T.O.. Get all that? Note: T.O. is a talented football player with the personality of a UFC fighter. Meaning, he’s so into himself that he may have turned himself gay. In what has become routine headline [...]

After the Orlando Magic almost blew a 16 point lead, they managed to hold off the Boston Celtics 84-82 and win their division.  The win also gave the Magic the 2nd seed in the east [for the time being] causing Doc Rivers to admit,   “Our guys don’t care about [home court]. They want to get healthy,” Rivers said. [...]

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According to ESPN.com, New York Giant D-linemen Osi Umenyiora is said to be at 99%, and should be available for training camp in the spring.   Osi, who tore his lateral miniscus, likely rehabilitated his knee by hunting down cheetahs on foot, killing them with his bare hands, and smearing their blood all over his face like war [...]

The No Fun League has issued a new ruling, nick-named the “Brady rule,” which will prohibit defenders from hitting quarterbacks below the waist.  Players will now have to focus there tackles to quarterbacks mid-section only.  I get that the NFL must protect its QB’s because standing in and throwing makes them vulnerable, but they are not girls, and Brady’s knee was [...]